when a guy tries to chat you up and tells you one of his top seduction skills is aromatherapy you have to seriously consider whether you are on the right planet or not.
i need to stop taking emma griffins advice, we find it hilarious but i don’t think men find us funny..
babe shut up.
men dont know funny like we do.YOLO. dat shit crey. gonna take crazy into the bedroom. really emma, really?
excuse me.. i think thats killed me…
really?!?!i’ll flash you a nipple
‘i need more personal equipment, my camera is so trash compaired to works’
USE YOUR IPHONE, MY AGENCY IS INSTAGRAM
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You're really talented, Emma! Great progress.
aw this made my day! thank you so much i honestly really appreciate it :) x
i dont understand when people are going to realise something good in front of them.
it wont be around forever!
if someone would like to come and cook me dinner and keep me company it’d be veryyyy much appreciated.
Got to uni, missed my lecture, chilled out, realized my lecture was 12 not 11 so I missed it a second time and now I have to wait till half 2 with my eyes watering and so tired I’m finding everything hilarious.
One piece of advice, never go to art school.
got woke up at 10 by the man cutting grass outside my window.
didnt realise in my rage of waking up i would have to leave for uni in half hour.
literally FML.
at hatfield today we played several games of ‘who has the worst tattoo’ ‘worst sunburn award’ and ‘what girl can show the most bumcheek in denim shorts?’ haha x
aha you couldnt have got it more bang on if you tried!! had enough bum cheeks in my face to last a life time. x
Back to London and I’m not even sad.
I’m in one of the best moods I’ve been in in ages.
I have the most amazing inspirational family I love the bones off, the best friends I could ever imagine and had a weekend where I haven’t stopped smiling.
Life right now is awesome.
Slam Dunk
The festival of the best music, the weirdest fashions and the worst tattoos.
One of the best days I’ve had in ages.
Getting a bit bored of seeing tiny denim shorts with bum cheeks hanging out the bottom of them.
Keep that for the bedroom not the streets girls.
Not attractive.
